Let's Talk About the "Friend Zone"

We've all heard about it before. It's that place that guys go because...I don't know...you might possibly just want to be friends with them?

I just want to take a second to say that I am SO SICK of guys complaining about the friend zone.

Two reasons why there's an issue with this:

1. Being nice to me does not give you any sort of "right" to my body
2. If you're only nice to me to get in my pants, you're not really a nice guy

If you think that being nice to me is all you have to do and that you're therefore entitled to some part of me (most likely my vagina), you're a piece of shit.

Let me explain why.

When a HUMAN IN GENERAL...boy, girl, or whatever they prefer to identify with...I appreciate it SO MUCH. Like, trust me, that shit does NOT go unnoticed. I will tell everyone and their mother about this kind human and how great they are as a person. BUT THAT'S THE THING. YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO BE A NICE HUMAN. NOT TO GET IN MY PANTS. If you're being nice to me to get some sort of benefit, you need to seriously reevaluate your life, and I hope you're single for a long ass time.

Second, If you're nice to me solely to get in my pants and the second you realize we're just friends you start being mean to me, you're not a nice human at all.

I'm a big fan of "fake it till you make it", but not in this case. You can't fake being a kind person.

Let me reiterate,

YOU. CANNOT. FAKE. KINDNESS.

You should also feel blessed to be my friend. I'm fucking awesome. Friendzone is the place to be, in my opinion. But that's slightly besides the point.

Point being, if you're only nice to me to get something, then decide to be a prick when we end up just being friends, you're a piece of shit.